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December 17, 2017

Socascope (Dec 17 – Dec 24)

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Aquarius
De money you waste comin back jus now. Doh dig ah horrors, but be more mindful nex time or you go lose everyting!

Pisces
Wah yuh lookin for yuh go neva find. Sometime is betta to do without. Be thankful for what in front yuh eye!

Aries
Yuh might be a great dreamer, but in reality yuh lapsin in everyday chores. Doh lose de plot, rethink your MO! Doh expect Annie to save you a piece ah she pone when all year yuh was scarce like good gold.

Taurus
In order to get, yuh muss give. don’t be so stingy in life affairs. offer to lend somebody a helpin hand. Some of de greatest payments in life have nuttn to do wit cash.

Gemini
Yuh have yuh sights set too low. yuh drownin in de current ah life. Grab dat rope dat presented itself las week an climb outta trouble… jus make sure it could handle yuh weight! #IfYaDigNah

Cancer
You’ve done well to get dis far on your own strength. Blessings from unexpected sources will bring you close to tears. You are loved.

Leo
Bad decisions and bad company have you payin a heavy toll. Beca yuh cyar take a good advice, yuh dealing wit de consequences of your own actions. Somebody else might pack it in, but your relentless spirit might jus pay dividends.

Virgo
Your work has not gone unnoticed although you might feel differently. Eternal rewards are far betta than temporary praise. Tomorrow is past tense in God’s eyes.

Libra
You have an AGENDA!

Scorpio
Well, wah ah go tell allyuh Scorpo’s? Sometime de laugh is on you. Doh try so hard to fit een – It does make yuh look like ah imps! Bess yuh stay home Saturday night an jus mellow yuhself.

Sagittarius
You are not one to read books too much, but is time yuh start. Bess yuh better yuh vocabulary an immerse yuhself in fairy tales cause your life more borin den watchin a wall in de dark.

Capricorn
If yuh thought las weekend was fun, wait fuh dis one! Whether is you alone or yuh ridin wit yuh posse, it doh geh much betta than dis. Take a wine on a stranger an enjoy de bacchanal… cause is pressure like dattt durin de week!

*Please Note: Advice given by SocaHits.com’s SOCASTROLOGIST is meant for amusement only … even though he seems to take it seriously!*

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