January 31, 2016

WEEKLY SOCASCOPE (Sun, Dec. 10 – Sat, Dec. 16)


CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

Yea Capris … Like nuttn eh goin as plan fuh you soldyah. Try listenin to oddas fuh a change, an stop bein so harden. Visit yuh neighbour, an squash old disputes. Life too short, go back to dem old time ways. Life can be good again wit a lil more simplicity. If I know you, you eh listenin to dis anyhow … wah dey say bout ole dogs? Anyhow, go and enjoy de Carni responsibly nah.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

Wah ah go tell yuh?! Bess yuh tunn out de lights, sit in de dark, lock de doors an pray. Hear what, nex year lookin a lil more promising. Happy Birthday from the SocaHits Family!

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Now dat you have experienced some real positive spiritual growth, start puttin what you learned into practice. Doh geh tempted to resorting back to ole ways … yuh come too far! Now is not de time fuh celebration … maybe a pat on de back,  but keep movin forward.

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

You may be feelin as if you too talented to be ketchin so much a presha. Sittin in maxi day in an day out is startin to take its toll … doh mention de driver nearly kill yuh las week! Make it a habit to put some cash aside every fortnight, an get yuh own transport!

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

If love so nice, tell me why it hurt so bad! Is aright Tory, you been trew plenty woss. Besides, now yuh have a excuse to check de darkie dong de road. A surprise phone call catches you off your guard. Ease up on the booze nah breds!

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Yes my Gemsy massive … you really know how to make life a wild adventure. Unfortunately, yuh waywardness has put you into a tight spot! Dis time you may have to jus chill out an go against your natural intuition. Not only will you be betta off fuh it, but it will keep your heart in one piece!

CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

As you have been enjoyin livin in love, you will also experience some financial prosperity. Since you have been spendin so much time wit yuh new love interest, it would be beneficial not to forget a couple true friends who were by your side trew all de rough times. Your uncle/aunty will desperately need your help dis week.

LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

Reading a book inspires you to look at life trew a new lens. You realise you have been tackling a problem from de wrong angle. Let tings run dey natural course … an you will have less stress too. Dis will open up some free time, which leads to accomplishing more tings in less time an havin fun in de process.

VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

Yuh need some paper to get yuh business goin. Doh study it! Take a borrow … yuh go pay back tomorrow … longst yuh business plan solid. An I eh talkin bout whe whe or Play Whe! A Carnival wine may spiral outta control!

LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

You go hadda take yuh licks dis week. Everybody go trew it, no use complainin about it. Be careful, though, de mistake yuh made has consequences and if yuh playin wrong an strong dey will get worse! Instead, breeze out, listen some soca, an make de bess outta a rough situation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

Take yuh partner dancin dis week. You have been learnin a lot about your new gf/bf, good an bad. It is no time to start lying to dem to protect dey feelings. Dis relationship may take some work, but it can be exactly what you have always dreamt of. Enjoy de “honeymoon” before compromise an forgiveness are required to maintain de romance.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

Ok Saggis doh be a Saddis! Bess I eh say nuttn an leh you figure dis one out fuh yuhself. okay, jus one hint … listen carefully to de wind!

Well dats it! Not a great week, but not a terribly bad one neither. Righto, be safe out there … blessings!


*Please Note: Advice given by’s SOCASTROLOGIST is meant for amusement only … even though he seems to take it seriously!*

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Socascope (Dec 17 – Dec 24)

Aquarius De money you waste comin back jus now. Doh dig ah horrors, but be more mindful nex time or you go lose everyting! Pisces Wah yuh lookin for yuh go neva find. Sometime is betta to do without. Be thankful for what in fro...
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