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September 24, 2018

Trini Robot Lands On Asteroid

UWI CAMPUS – An image of the asteroid dubbed “S. O. C. A.” has been leeked by a top government official from Trinidad and Tobago’s Space Exploration unit. The official, who wishes to remain anonymous, revealed that the picture was captured by “a kinda advance robot drone kinda ting,” that snaps photos based on movement. The asteroid is roughly 1.3 million miles away from planet Earth. The image seen here is from a photo outburst that is believed to have occurred during the last 24 hours upon this printing.

Perhaps the most surprising piece of information obtained so far from the robot is not from the asteroid itself, but the person seen on the asteroid. According to our unnamed source, ” we tryin to verify the identitiy of the person seen in the series of snap shots. He lookin like one of we own local artistes, but we eh want to confirm that until we sure, sure. However, is clear that the man in the photo arrived on S. O. C. A. on a kinda advance paper plane kinda ting, and leave on someting similar to one ah dem jet pack that we see Machel Montano use during the Soca Monarch finals what year it was?”

When asked what S.O.C.A. stood for, the source replied, “Some Ole Chupid Asteroid.”

Source: Mr. Joe King (socahits.com)






 
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